“二战”时期,盟军(✒)要(yào )实施安奇奥(ào )登陆计划,迫于对(duì )一门(mén )叫安奇(🤴)奥大炮的超级武器(🐉)的(de )忌(jì )惮,要派两个精锐(😧)特工去摧毁(⏬)这(🎲)门大炮,结果两个傻逼(⚫)被派了(le )去,最后经过一连串(chuàn )搞笑(💆)事(✳)件,阴(🛹)差阳错的最(zuì )(🕌)后完成了任(rèn )(🥞)务。 片(🙁)段(😻)一:德国人在北(🤯)非布(🐖)置(zhì )(🤷)了一个陷阱(🌙),准备了(le )一幅(fú )假的防御工事地(dì )图让这二(èr )(🌑)个士兵(bīng )带回去。他们却阴差阳错(cuò )的拿走了真的地图,最终赢得(dé )了战役。 片段二:他(tā )们(😍)化装成管道工潜入(🕐)德(🐀)军在(🚴)意大利的司令部,给他们卫生间(🏉)的管(guǎn )道修得乱(luàn )七八糟,把将军(jun1 )淋了个落汤鸡(🤷)。将军(💅)去换衣服,拉开抽(chōu )屉(tì )发(🙎)现一套新的军服(fú )(🔍),于(yú )是洗头洗脸(💏)准备换上新军(jun1 )服的(🐞)时候闭着眼(yǎn )把(bǎ )脸盆里的脏水(shuǐ )倒(🆙)进抽屉里(lǐ )了(le )(柜子旁边有一(🍁)个(🔲)废水桶)。那(nà )(📤)个将(jiāng )军是最(zuì )(👚)主要(⏺)的(de )一个(gè )配角,很有(yǒu )意思。到影片结束(🏸)前1分钟(zhōng ),都(🔮)没有一句(🔬)台词。最(zuì )后说(🚪)了一(🐱)句“谢谢”。 片段三:(🛃)德(🛌)军有一门超(chāo )级(jí )(🐇)大炮(pào )(👆)俯(🔍)视着(🍉)联军(jun1 )将要登陆(lù )的海滩。这二个士(👔)兵(bīng )(😼)居然化(♟)装(zhuāng )(🔝)成希特勒和随从,去视察(🖥)大炮(😙),把大(🐼)炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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